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3/4 Premium Grape Vodka
1/4 Red Bull
Can be served with or without ice.
This heaven in a glass, got me feeling so lifted like an angel.
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An athlete that gets injured very often and easily
Hey mr glass broke his leg agian
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A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy.
Boyfriend: "Babe be careful where you step, you're a glass banana. I don't want you to hurt yourself."
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Is owed to gray.
Sorry gray, I still owe you a glass dildo
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Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave
Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter
"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.
To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"
Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"
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A level within the managerial hierarchy beyond which very few women and minorities advance.
Women and minorities have had problems winning promotions to senior management positions due to the glass ceiling.
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Glasses in which are used for decoration purposes only, not for eye sight.
Those fake glasses that actor is wearing describe the character.
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