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Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.
Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!
an exclamatory term of pride
A:bro my lad left us B:LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!!!!
glove, or gloving. a term for lesbians when they say “bro” or “dude” in a romantic way, but the other person doesn’t realize.
i just called my crush dude, how do i let her know that i’m gay? did i just glove myself?
Glove worn to finger a butthole
Come on baby quit playin these games and put on the glove of shame while you jerk my ding-a-lang! (Respectfully)
When you commit sins wearing nothing but gloves, usually performed in the bedroom.
"Gerald is an avid user of the Guilty Glove."
"I caught my dad with the Guilty Glove last night, mom wasn't happy."
Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”