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scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021


oven gloves

A white person's tool in order to not burn themselves

wow dude this meatball is really hot can u pass me the oven gloves

by memeballs June 29, 2017


Glue Glove

When you ejaculate in your hand after coitus or masturbation and then proceed to high five someone.

Yo bro, after Vicky and I boned I totally gave her a glue glove.

by Fyce May 8, 2020


Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy April 6, 2012


Linda Glove

Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.

Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!

Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!

by Miritsu May 3, 2024


hit the glove

Beat the dick, Choke the chicken, spank the monkey

He admitted that he hit the glove last night

by Richnyung124 September 4, 2015


Glove Slaw

glove and prespective are the slaw.

My wife, my kids, my dog, and my slaw, my feet on the table, with you and glove slaw.

by JSalt October 5, 2021