Wacking it
I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce
When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement
Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price
A person that does extensive research on a particular topic as a job or a fascination.
He was a research goblin for the news channel.
People who on group chat talk with each other often ignoring the rest of the group, mostly talking with emojis.
-They are so annoying
-Yeah they are such Chat goblins
Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
a group of weird strangers becoming a family
Hey did you join the goblin cult
someone that wants more and more money and uses people to get free money
stop rubbing your hands, you friction goblin!!