Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.
"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."
Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!
It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained
Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now
When a man cums on a girl's title, and she wipes it off she misses some. The part she misses drys and she has a boob goober on her tits.
Johnny came in Sally's tips. Oops Sally missed a spot while cleaning up. Now she is walking around with a boob goober
Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.
An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.
Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.
When two people dickride eachother
Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..
The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.
This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.