Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.
That guy who fell down the stares was a real Gibson Grays.
to get drunk enough to almost black out/to have blacked out for short periods in between stuff you remembered.
oh dude i totally grayed out last night
the behaviour that preceeds drunken one night stands between work colleagues
Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...
An occurrence which happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and then falls asleep with the penis still inserted in the vagina. When the male wakes up, his penis is now flaccid and soggy due the amount of moisture put on it all night. This leaves it half - curved and with a grayish tint, as that of a banana
Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were so tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but we fell asleep so I woke up with a gray banana!
A pathetic excuse given to defer blame from the actions of a cowardly person, usually a person of authority
“Did you here what John did the other day to try and get out of being honest about cheating on his girlfriend?”
“Yeah, apparently he did a Sue Gray”