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"The car drove into the parking lot and we walked over to it and bought some bubble gum from the mysterious person."
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When a chick shits on your balls and you Tea-Bag her face.
aww i love muddy gum drops. They're tasty
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The action of punching a bitch's teeth out and then proceeding to fuck her in the mouth.
Dude getting head got kicked to a whole new level last night, i gave this bitch a gum nummer and it was amazing.
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Getting a headjob off someone who doesn't have teeth.
John went to Jane's house but Jane's Nan was the only one there, so John gave into temptation and allowed himself to be victim of an 80 yr old's Gum Gobby
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The euphoric feeling you get when you rub leftover cocaine crumbs on your gums, AKA numb gums. Your gums will go numb shortly after providing you with a feeling that’s nearly indescribable.
One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.
Got cocaine crumbs?
Turn those crumbs into dumb numb gums!