HANS stands for “horny ass nigga syndrome”. When someone (or something) is under this condition they usually make very rash and idiotic decisions due to their immense horniness. The weight of their decisions only are made aware to the subject after the condition subsides.
Note: can be considered an opposite to “post-nut clarity”.
“Bro, Kevin straight up was jacking off to a younger picture of his mom. He really is INCREDIBLY down bad with HANS I tell ya”
han is so sexc and cool always drippy with the fits very nice and a cool friend han is very thoughtful and wishes she was 6ft tall but han is still cool without being 6ft tall
han is sexc
han is so sexc and cool han is very nice and thoughtful of others han is always drippy with the outfits even though han's dream is to be 6ft tall han is still cool bc she's shorter than me !
han is sexc
1. definitely an ABG aka "Asian Baddie Girl"
2. H stans for Hynotize
A stans for Ass
N stans for Nirvana
Example 1
Timmy : Having A Night ?
Jaden : I hooked up with this HAN and she jingled my bell like it was Christmas.
Example 2 :
I got HANned by this mf biggie tittie pipe
A shy boy at first but when you get to know him you will realize that he is the sweetest, funniest, kindest boy you ever meet. He is just so full of love.
Short for Hot Asian Nerd, works in tech and lives in the SF Bay area
Holy fuck I am crushing so hard on her, she's such a HAN!