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a condom
i don't want no baby's mamas, so i use a jimmie hat
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When someone is wearing a hat backwards and shielding their eyes with their hand.
Bro: dude why are you struggling with the sun right now?
Dude: @#%$! i forgot bro!
Bro: hat FAIL
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Pubic Hat is when a man stands on top of a chair and slaps his hairy junk onto a bald mans head.
Yea man I was keeping his head from getting a sun burn so I used my pubic hat.
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funny like Buster Keaton ; from the hat popularised by the music-hall and film comedian
that guy's funny like a flat hat
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a term used by critics to describe the bland, generic, formulaic, assembly line, manufactured male country music performers that have dominated country radio for at least the past 10 years. They are notorious for their 30-gallon hats. It's a real challenge to tell these performers and their songs apart.
Keith Urban and Eddie Rabbitt are not hat acts. They'll be remembered 20 years from now.
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verb. a literal or figurative covering up of something bad or shameful as if nothing ever happened. To conceal something in hopes that it will go away on its own. To hide from public view and scrutiny.
The BP Oil and Haliburton executives have decided to Top Hat the 200,000 gallon per day oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
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A Kippah, or Yarmulke as traditionally worn by Orthodox male Jews, also sometimes by Reformist or Conservative Jews of either gender but only during worship.
He was wearing a Jew Hat, therefore, he is Jewish, right?
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