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Drama that only seems to happen on a holiday, or during a holiday season. The most popular time of year for Holi-Drama to occur, is in December.
True Holi-Drama queens aim to hurt someone/dump/upset someone they have been in some kind of relationship with, or cause a general 'Jerry Springer' inspired disturbance on one of the 'Meccas' of Holi-Drama days: Christmas, New Year's Eve or Valentine's Day.
The more serious, hurtful Holi-drama queens aim for birthdays though.
Person 1: So what time is dinner at?
Person 2: I don't know. I'm not going.
Person 1: Why!! But it's Christmas!! What's wrong?
Person 2: I just got dumped by Dale.
Person 1: What a Holi-Drama loving asshole.
Person 2: Burn his Christmas present. It'll make you feel better.
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Someone who prefers passion to reason on a given subject.
Paul might be a good Microsoft programmer, but he is a holy warrior when anyone mentions Java.
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A Version of the Slovakian Traffic Cone (STC) in which before the mixture is “pooped” the person with the laxatives (the “vessel” in this specific case) is blessed by a priest, bishop, archbishop, cardinal, pope, pastor, monk, nun, or deacon.
“I need a priest to do a Holy Grail.”
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A sarcastic thing to say when a friend of yours (Jewish) says, "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!". This only works if you are NOT Jewish.
Jewish Friend: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!!
You (Not Jewish): No. You don't get to say that. YOU ARE JEWISH! That would be like me saying "Holy Latkes!"
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the original star wars trilogy
"always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy!"
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A pretigious co-ed "Catholic" school situated in Reading, PA, about 1 hour outside of Philadelphia. Despite traffic jams, oversleeping, late carpools, and staying at home to write a paper due later that day, Holy Name students eventually show up on campus to bond over food, frees, and fake tans. Girls are both Tiffanified and pearl/ribbon belt wearing sluts, and artsy Hot Topic wearing, dyed haired rock chicks; despite "differences," everyone ends up as good friends by senior year. As far as reputations go- Holy Name is breeding grounds for sluts... HN girls are therefore no strangers to weekend bedroom excursions with Hill, Prep, Central, and of course, HN guys. As for the guys - they're notorious for cheating on their girlfriends with whoever they can find.
Holy Name girl 1: OMG, so Mary Margaret hooked up with Pat M and Pat K at Katie's house...
HN girl 2: Um, why do you care, I hooked up with him at the mixer, and then he hooked up with some Central girl...
HN girl 1: Yea, but I hooked up with him twice right after... and I want him to come to Get Together... ohhh let's go get pretzels from the receptionist!
HN girl 2: It's ok, we can ask Mike R and Mike T instead... oohhh no it's Sarah's birthday, she has cake! And then we can go get pretzels. Oh! And can I borrow your Bible?? I lost mine or something.
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The price Christians pay to be a Christian.
The price we pay for being a Christian is a Holy Cost!
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