Ice shank

An amazing instrument made to poke a person until he stops moving. It has the perk to be left with the person you stabbed and person is then kind enough to melt the weapon with his own blood and gore, as to not incriminate you.

The fucker melted my ice shank! Now I can't use it again.

ice ducks

When a duck is found in the ice, one the ice, or is ice. Most of the time refers to a penguin or if you cannot spell, a pinguine.

I am very afraid of ice ducks
What is a pinguine? It’s an ice duck. You mean a penguin?

I love ice ducks

Milk on ice

It's Jameson and Bailey's on the rocks. It's delicious and refreshing and my buddy Jeff invented it.

Mark - What the fuck is that? Milk on ice? Jeff- No, it's Jameson and Bailey's but on this day of newfound friendship, we shall declare the name of this beverage "milk on ice".

Breaking the ice

The act of risking your life for the sake of one stupid, horribly delivered pickup line.

*goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*

You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"

*silence*

Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"

*you both fucking die*

Clam Ice

1. Something left under your couch cushions after a good date.

2. The sparkles of love.

Yo, things got so crazy last night I'm still finding clam ice around the house...

Black Ice

a clever title to AC/DC's latest album. its referring to the quote "when hell freezes over". if hell was to freeze over, that's what it would look like; black ice. Angus and Mal are known for using innuendos in their lyrics

(early 2008)

bro 1: hey did you hear? AC/DC's gona come out with a new album!

bro 2: AC/DC!? yeah right, that'll happen the day hell freezes over

there for AC/DC titles the album Black Ice because it was thought unlikely that they were going to make another one. clever

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ice barrage

a pwnage/ballin spell on runescape that only cool/ballin/ownage it is on the ancient spell book it freezes people and can hit multi people with a big ice block or some gay star from an update

yo twink lover3 and xl uriel xl pwn since they can barrage person 1 says "yo man holy shit these noobs are good" uriel says "stfu smd" twink says "yo ice barrage is ballin bitch!"
person 1 "oh no i got k0ed"

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