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When you run down the street while pissing on the wall/fence.
Hey dawg, I dare you to cruise control.
Okey dokey, homes, I'll try not to make the walls too wet!
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When you get controlled by some random ugly bitch named Auden
Ahhh I’m being mind controlled by an ugly bitch
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When you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. Infuriated, you stand up and piss all over your keyboard. The pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out "im losing control!!!". Sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you piss.
you remember that guy who takes 2 second piss? Ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.
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A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.
Owner #1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.'
Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'
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The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. All of the 5 men penetrate their assigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. The total time for the activity is 30 minutes. Cruise Control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question
Girl: For my boyfriend's birthday, I agreed to Cruise Control him and his four closest friends. I think I got to know each of them a little bit better after their cocks were in me.
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Being able to retain ownership of the remote in a large family is known as having self control.
He can watch anything he wants, anytime he wants regardless of how many others would rather be watching something different. Now that's what I call self control.
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