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When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.
I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.
You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.
Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.
n. Insertion of the penis or a vibrator or dildo into a person's mouth such that speech is occluded, rendered incoherent or prevented altogether.
Bitch starts chirping me, so I gave him the Thrusty Clam.
Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.
person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"
A modern new age name for the vagina/pussy.
I told this guy he needed to bring his clam shucker over here to crack open my clam shanty.
i put salt on sand then a tube thing came up that was a razor clam