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verb, to wiki-bored: to spend hours (randomly) browsing wikipedia articles primarily out of boredom.
most often used like an activity, "boarding."
less often used as a state of being, like "bored."
last night, while i was wiki-boreding, i saw that paul walker is on some national geographic shark show...
dude, i was wiki-bored for like 3 hours at work yesterday.
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The Ikea store, with its stupid funiture and lamps was very Un-Boring
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When your AA battery powered friend runs out of witty things to say.
I am so toy bored, my little friend isn't hitting the spot anymore.
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An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.
"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."
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Idle to the point whereby the natural bodily forces which tend to evacuate your bowels actually reverse in a vain attempt to draw or suck in whatever stimulation can be exuded from the outer world
The bored shitless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant breasts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.
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a popular reaction to episode 3 of the occult series.
omg episode 3 is such a star bores
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Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.
While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.
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