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Reality

If you think you have a solid grasp on it; you haven't thought about it enough. Just ask a Dr.

Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."

Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"

Iam "Stop...."

Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."

Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."

Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."

Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022


Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 01, 2023


Reality Loser

Usually a gay male, no friends, introvert, and good at nothing. Most likely a sociopath. What a loser is in real life.

He’s a reality loser...

by Ryotaaa April 06, 2021


reality official

The act of beginning a relationship with someone who you've fantasized about having a relationship with for a long period of time. When you begin the actual relationship, you are making it reality official.

Technically we've been dating for 6 months, but that was only in my head. We just made it reality official last week.

by smithews May 03, 2016


Mad Realities

A reality in which things are a little more mad than usual. It may feel like you are entering an alternate universe.

Damn, I can't believe Elon Musk is buying Twitter. Mad Realities, man.

by LeannTheSexTherapist April 28, 2022


Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.

"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."

by Jimothy Longmont January 31, 2024


Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.

"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."

by Jimothy Longmont January 31, 2024