Chair cultist

An elite super based and redpilled sigma gigachad who chose to join the chair cult led by the chair.

This nigger so rarted he could never be a chair cultist

Large chair

A large chair is a chair that is bigger than a regular chair ,but smaller than a couch.

Tom:” Me and the wife just bought a large chair”.
Larry:”Dang I love large chairs. I say they are better than any couch”.

Burro Chair

A chair for a jackass.

Trent doesn't work hard at all. He's been sitting in the burro chair for hours.

Small Chair

1. Someone who has a bad taste in chairs.
2. A insult you would use when someone calls you out.

1. "I went to his house to play some smash and he is such a small chair for having 5 cushions on his chair"
2. "Bruh, you're a bloody small chair for thinking catapults are superior than trebuchets"

chair yoga

When you yoga with chairs
(AKA sit on the chairs)
Chair. Yoga

“I love chair yoga”

Chair moment

A moment where someone who suffers from sleep and water deprivation has a hysterical fit and says the most outlandish stuff that no human being should possibly care about.

Someone: there's two trees above me wait, no, one wait is there even a tree above me, there's a cloud? but that's nearby.

Me: ah yes, a chair moment

froggy chair

Froggy chair is a chair in Animal Crossing that is also froggy. It is froggy chair and nothing else. Praise froggy chair

This villager gave me a froggy chair today.