fridge magnet

someone with a fuck ton of piercings

that emo chick over there looks like a fucking fridge magnet

Fridged

When something is super awesome, or when you or somebody else is in a bad/sticky situation

"This concert is so exciting! I'm fridged!"

"Dude my car broke down, I'm totally fridged!"

Fridged

to be scared of fridges

anna was scared of yasmins fridge, she was fridged

fridged

get killed by a fridge

JESUS DID GET FRIDGED!!

fridged

There's two words here:

1) fridged (sounds like the gap was "bridged") a past tense verb-new slang/meme/hip language-see previous definitions
2) fridged (sounds like "fridge Ed" (adverb) typically of temperature or coldness in demeanor

1) He was rejected at the bar with his lame one-liner, but she fridged him just as he deserved.
2) She was so fridged, that icicles formed on her lips.

Fridge Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when someone in isolation (either voluntary or mandatory) doesn't have enough food in the fridge to generate a meal. It's in this case when the last and only resort is to use whatever you may find in the fridge to prepare one poor, generally-themed meal for the day. This may also happen in a hangover or being very stoned.

Bro I was so stoned I could barely manage to make a fridge shuffle. It was pretty good tho...

My fridge is dry

I have no food which is worth eating in my fridge. Probably mums leftover fucking pasta sauce.

I was hungry so I went to go look in the fridge then I remembered that my fridge is dry.