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The suspension of normal civil law and its replacement by strict military control.
Imposed during crises, emergencies or civil unrest.
Military rules ALL.
suspension of rights and freedoms
Iraq, maybe, after the June 30 pseduo handover.
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n. A title shared by two or more Southern gentlemen acknowledging they have had sex with the same woman.
Whudn't 'til I got drinkin' with ole Jimmy that I realized we wuz pecker-in-laws sic for damn near 15 years.
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A set of rules when one is in a drinking situation, whereby if one is asked what is the law they must drink a "claws worth" i.e the width of their hand around their glass.
Steven says, "Whats the law?"
Mark says, "Claws the law"
(Mark then drinks a claw)
Jesus (at the last supper) - "Hey Judus What the law?"
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When debating with a comrade, the longer your discussion continues, the more likely it is the comrade's argument will degrade into nothing but character assassinations, and baseless assertions; this will always inevitably happen.
(A variant of Sargon's Law, or Hoodie's Law )
"Did you see Libertarian Socialist Rants committing Esoteric's Law on his recent video?
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Congratulations on reading to the bottom. Go grab yourself a congratulatory beer.
If you just scrolled here anyway, hey, what says you can't have a congratulatory beer?
If this somehow gets above J-Mont's definition of "Man Laws", grab a beer, get comfortable, and read on, my friend.
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A new system design method is proven by successful creating a system from it.
According to Booch's Law, Qualculus is a legitmate approach to designing a computer system.
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The Law of the Universe that states: Every hot girl you know/meet already has a boyfriend that is nowhere near as cool as you.
Man 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick over there, I think I might go try my luck."
Man 2: "Don't bother dude, remember Raley's Law."
(Man 1 tries his luck, gets denied)
Man 1: "Dude! She had a boyfriend, and he was a total tool!"
Man 2: "I tried to tell you, Raley's Law never fails!"
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