smurf(ing)

to viciously beat someone, often a sexual partner, about the face with one's phallus. Generally seen as degrading. Syn. Cock-Slap

During the act of intercourse, Chris smurfed Annie to assert his male dominance.

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Hootsuite-ing

Whatever Danny does at work.

Danny is Hootsuite-ing down the hall, on top of his cubical, in the bathroom, on the elevator, and in the line at Starbucks.

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Fauci-ing

Saying something different every day

He man can you give me a straight answer. You’ve been Fauci-ing all week.

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T1'ing

The act of pretending to have violent anal sex with someone whilst screaming "T1!!!"

(whilst pretending to have violent anal sex with someone) "TEEEEEE ONNEEE!!!!"

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F-ing A

Something a lot of people say when they're mad. Stands for fucking A. What does the A stand for? It doesn't. You could say f-ing M for all anyone cares. Some say it stands for fucking ass. They lie. Its usually used around parents or the under thirteen crowd. Can be used as 1, an insult. 2, an expression of anger.

1.

Tammy: My dad grounded me from my phone.
Bill: What an f-ing A!

2.
(kid gets a paper cut)
kid: f-ing A!

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JeeP-ing

The act of ribbing JeeP Bedard (Canadian Guitarist) about how he looked like Gino Vanelli when he was younger.

I was just JeeP-ing again ..... I sent JeeP the music video of Gino singing Macalusa , I mean Appalossa , and told him to dye his grey hair dark brown again. LOL

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sarah-ing

going to marshalls, target, ross, staples, etc. and taking wanted items and stashing them in your victorias secret purse. formerly known as "jacking" things.

"when did you get those sweet shorts?"
"ohhh, last weekend with sarah"
"cool how much were they?"
"i dont remember, but they were a steal"
"oh!!!! you went sarah-ing!"

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