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River Ford

An amazing person with an amazing attitude, very loyal, loving, honest, caring, and trustworthy. Someone you would want to spend the rest of your life with. A great friend and will always stand up for you and tell you if something is wrong. They never sugar coat the truth and will tell you how it is. Hard to love but loves and cares hard for the people who stick with them in hard times and easy times, will never let you go and will always strive to be the best and push them self and others to meet their goals.

Girl#1 “River Ford is over there”

Girl#2 “omg i love her shes so sweet”

Guy#1im gonna shoot my shot

by Fuck you bitchesss September 11, 2021


cluster ford

1. A disastrously handled situation or undertaking.
2. Deadly Buffoon, one who doesn't care about others who will be hurt by their antics
3. Disaster forced by greedy capitalists, sacrificing all but the most privileged.

Cluster Ford: Ontario's approach to COVID is a complete #ClusterFord

by lp76 May 17, 2022


pulling a ford

1. A term used when someone, something around you does something amazingly and exceedingly stupid that you could cry.
ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2. To use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one's self-esteem.
ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"

1.ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2.ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"

by eatmyDICtion February 6, 2015


Devyn Ford

is a real dick that pisses off everyone.devyn has a really tiny dick so small u need a microscope .he flirts with every girl/guy but never has a chance because no one likes him.everyone just thinks of him as a fuck boy.

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by that thick mexican December 15, 2017


Ford-fucked

When voter turnout is poor enough, that a greedy liar gets elected and absolutely fucks up an entire province.

The NDP and Liberal candidates were so shitty that nobody voted, and new we're Ford-fucked.

by slashobvious January 18, 2023


Montez Ford

Montez Ford is currently signed to ERW, a ROBLOX Wrestling fed, Montez is the current ERW World Heavyweight champion! Montez Has defeated people such as Shawn Michaels.

MONTEZ FORD IS THE NEW ERW WORLD CHAMPION

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021


Ford 5150

(n). Slang for Ford F-150 truck. 5150 is code for the criminally insane, which is what you may be if you drive this junk.

Ooh boy there's a big bad Ford 5150 on the side of the road with the hood open.

by boggler January 28, 2019