Jan

A Jan is basically a synonym of a Ted. You will find him as one of the kindest-hearted being on earth. We are talking here about a very funny person that has amazing listening skills.

However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.

Natasha: "Hi"
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)

Natasha has just been Janed

Jan

Very sexy strong alpha male, has big penis. Loves his friends and mom, also loves other friends moms.

Look Jan is coming!
OMG I WANT HIM UWU

Jan

Is what you call someone who loses braincells everytime he looks at you.

If his name is jan, his future work will be licking asshole in a gay bar.

You are a jan bitch.

Jan Jonáš

The most mid and annoying guy to ever live. Everything he says is bothering someone. And he also got 2 from cycle test in IT class.

Class mate 1: "Jan Jonáš isn't that annoying today"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"

Aman Jan

A very manipulative guy. Likes to lie. Not many people like him as he is untrustworthy and likes to betray people. He has split personalities and can be either nice to you or mean. He always breaks and mess things up for people.

I dont like him he's such a aman jan.

8th jan

National bullying zein day

He zein its 8th jan, you should fucking kill yourself!

Jan 15

go touch someones ass day

if someone get offended tell em

person 1: yo yk what day it is?
person 2: what
person 1: *touchs ass*
person 2: BRO THATS GAY
person 1: not my fault its Jan 15 !