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A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.
Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...
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A girl who is stunningly beautiful and cute. She is usually short and is an awesome person to talk to.
Wow Jessica Chapman is really beautiful
She a dumb ass bitch that stank and her choochie is mouse that only catches cock roaches damn but that ass tho
Jessica byers stank like sid the sloth like like the ice age baby
the most amazing and sweetest girl you will ever meet
shes got the best smile you will ever see and she can make anyone smile anyone happy by just looking at them
when you hug her its normal to not want to let go
and when you meet her its impossible to not love her
jessica tripp do you know her? yeah shes pretty awesome}
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Yorkshire slang for the female sexual organ. The word comes from firstly the feminine name jessica, originating as jesabelle, a prostitute in the bible. Jessica represents feminity and looseness. Passant is a brand of condoms and in the north, firstly in yorkshire, the full term jessica passant has become a euphanism for a vagina. This allows girls to discuss this body part with other girls without usind crude terminology.
Girl, my jessica passants been out of action for some time, i need a man!
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the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money
Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!
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