A mental disorder in which one supports Israel.
Guy 1: Our greatest ally spied on us? That's because they're the greatest country in the world! The secrets they stole and sold to China are obviously for self-defense!
Guy 2: You have Jew Syndrome.
a style of martial art primarily used to buy anything at cheaper cost using haggling, bargaining, or trading.Jew Gypsy Bargaining Haggle Trade Cheap frugal
I used my Jew-Gypsu training to get this car at cost.
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The shit insurance companies do to you.
I got hit in my $40,000 truck and the insurance company only offered me $23,000. They're really trying to give me the Jew Screw.
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The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.
Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!
"Why is that Arab wearing a Yarmulke?"
"He must be an Arab Jew!"
James Crump is a musso bastard who is the son of pavel and the brother of schmaul, he went to the shower yesterday but never came out for some reason
James the jew is smelly
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Someone who is anal about their money. Typically someone who is very greedy, spoiled, and takes a lot of Xanax
Aaron is such an anal jew!!
Look at that loser Aaron heβs a fucking anal jew.