Typo Jizz

When your in a chat room/messenger and you spell something wrong multiple times after pressing "Enter". Happens many times till you get frustrated and start typing slowly.

iluvtypoz: hey what was the spanish jpmewok?
iluvtypoz: homeowkr*
iluvtypoz: hmeowork*
iluvtypoz:!!!!!
iluvtypoz: HOMEWORK.

joeysayzlol: You totally just typo jizzed.

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Jizz Knots

When you get semen in your pubes (man or woman) and they dry your pubes together causing a glue effect.

Rose made me pull out so I came on her bush. In the morning she was screaming trying to comb out the jizz knots.

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Jizz Igloo

igloo made from sperm,icetrays,love,care,and a shitload of free time....

Hey Bob i see that Jizz Igloo u have been workin on is cuming along nicely

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jizz mop

1) An item someone uses regularly to clean up the ejaculatory fluid they expel after masturbation.

2) A person who cleans the "Nudey Booths" after a man has finished watching the show he paid for. AKA Jizz Mopper *made its way into pop culture from the 1994 cult classic 'Clerks'*

1) I had this bad-ass Nirvana T-shirt I got when I was in fourth grade, it doesnt fir anymore so I use it for a jizz mop.

2) Did you know that Jizz Moppers make 14 bucks an hour?

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jizz lobber

One who masterbates. A person who has an abnormally high opinion of themselves. Ie. a wanker.

"Check out this jizz lobber with the ultra tight white muscle shirt and perfect hair."

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jizz ditch

What you call a girl you only use for sex.

See you later jizz ditch!

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jizz cup

A woman's belly button.

that chick has a large jizz cup

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