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The delicate art of cumming in ones own mouth and yelling for the "Maga losers" before holding your mouth open for the feeding.
Im going to give myself a Jimi Job in moms basement tonight.
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when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo
or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.
Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"
The act of masturbating someone else with a fleshlight.
Can I give you a flesh job instead? I don't want anything getting in my hair and I'm running the dishwasher in ten minutes anyway.
The act of receiving sexual pleasure from a random stranger on chatroulette.
Bro last night on chatroulette this chick gave me the best web job ever!
A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.
I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.
The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.
The act of finding yourself £1.3m richer as a result of stashing multiple Loomis bags in the bottom drawer of your work desk
Person 1: There he goes splashing the cash again! David has bought himself a new house and spends every night drinking in the pub.
Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.