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a complete asshole who tells girls he is single but really isnt. cheats on you emotionally and most likely physically. he works with the girls he tells he likes them. he ignores you if you are his girlfriend. he is a scandalous manwhore. he parties with girls he cheats on you with.
I am john, im single and want to be with you but i really aint single, im just cheating.
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slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"
Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"
Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."
Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'
Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
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a kid who looks like a raccoon and smokes a bunch of crazy shit with a kid who has a mop for hair.
he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.
john says i don't wanna fight you
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a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.
"o my god, did you see how I played in the game? I played like a john!!!!!"
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An alcoholic drink made from combining diet coke with cheap tequila. The name refers to the taste, similar to toilet water.
I passed out in a puddle of vomit because I was drinking the Johns all night.
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