Random
Source Code
Random
term first coined by me and friends to refer to the countless laughably unsingleminded white guys and girls that inhabit major cities in the uk.
johnnys are white guys whose behaviour is a disgrace to the male gender. this includes when they dress up for fancy dress/themed nights and make fools out of themselves in attempts to impress janes in the hope of securing sloppy white people sex for later on.
johnnys also love public houses where they can drink to excess and then blame their disgraceful behaviour on their alcohol consumption.
their disgraceful, unfunny, cringeworthy & uncool white behaviour is frequently passed off as "banter" which makes it acceptable and even encouraged in todays white society.
however, johnnys seem to be able to cast spells over janes because janes invariably pair off with johnnys despite their disgraceful, typically white and uncool behviour.
in this way, johnnys and janes feed off one another and depend on one another to feel vindicated in their own disgraceful behaviour. they are ideally suited to one another, so mush so that they will never realise how disgracefully white their behaviour is.
an indie/rock/70s or themed/fancy dress night is a typical johnny and jane function.
johnny: waheyyy johnny boy how ya doin?! cheers mate!
johnny II: waheyy johnny lad, how are ya?! where's jane?!
jane: here i am woooo! i love indie music wooo!
jane II: wooo i love 70s nights! wooo!
johnny: ah there you are jane II, come ere giv us a kiss!
jane II: wooo!
suave onlooker: (shakes head) what a fuckin bunch of johnnys.
9đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.
1 being - I wouldn’t hit that
2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would
3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t
and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”
Johnny is an outstanding guy, he might be quiet but oh boy is he deadly . He gets all the girls in the world and will maybe leave you with only ONE. He’s a smart white boy who basically gets money and fucks bitches. You would love to have Johnny burns in ur life . The kid also is funny like fawkkkkk he’s a 10/10
“Damn bro Johnny burns stole my girl “
“Yeah dude that’s what he does , they come to him”
New Zealand's drift king. Often spotted drifting in a Nissan Cefiro.
yofuk yo lil johnny, hit it! HIT IT NIGGA! YEEEEEAAHHHH!
A substance indused slumber taken by REALLY cool people
Hey man, after these various substances and delicious cigarettes I'm gonna take a Johnny Nap
The act of “going blackface” with someone’s, or one’s own feces.
“Oh boy, how I love a good Ethiopian Johnny in the morning!”
“Dude, I can the smell that that chick got an Ethiopian Johnny last night from here!”
Niche Internet micro celebrity / part time twitter reply guy… affiliated with Twitch and Bakagang