A drunk penis. Being able to perform longer then usual, due to a large amount of beer.
I was at the bar drining with my buddies the other day; when I got home, I bent my girlfriend over and gave her the Duff Johnson while watching The Simpsons.
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Used to describe a person, place, or thing that has exited your life.
Also used to describe a person that has become insane or has consumed a large quantity of drugs.
"Hey, Trav... I heard your gf ghosted you"
"Yeah, she's gone johnson"
"Did you hear about Tim? He went off the deep end and now he's gone johnson"
"Dude, I cant find that screwdriver anywhere, its gone johnson!"
"Bro you better not drink that OJ with those shrooms or your gonna be gone johnson"
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This term refers to a man who is trying to cover his name and is trying to sound cool. This man is usually black and has a stupid name that most black people tend not to have (for example: Nicolas, Spencer, Etc). He usually has a big forehead and is weak and small compared to other black males. People who use this name use it on online applications like: Discord, Steam, Etc. If you meet a Tyrone Johnson just know he might not be what he seems to be.
Man do you see that black guy over there?! He totally looks like a Tyrone Johnson!
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When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.
Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch
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He is uk priminester
Wierd some times Boris Johnson
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Jazz trombonist, the greatset that ever lived, could play so fast they thought he used a valve trombone, important bebop musicain played with Miles Davis and Kai Winding, you should look him up some time
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