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The action of shitting on your partners chest and rubbing it down her chest with your balls. Your choice to cum down the steamroll.
Hey babe, do you want San Jose steam roller?
He reached down her panties and got a handfull of cock, so he went the San Jose Way
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A Christian middle school that will inevitably either lead you into a bout of spiraling depression and turn you into an aethiest or will turn you into uber Christain. SJCS is literally hell with a several thousand dollar tuitions. And God forbid, literally, that you're not the whitest bitch on the planet. If you have even an ounce of melanin in your body you will stick out like a soar thumb. And if you don't like someone in your class, well have fun with that, because there are basically like 9 students per class. This piece of Christian trash loves to feed student directly into Valley Christian High School which is arguably 100x worse, with basically biweekly drug/locker checks, because what else do teenagers do. And somehow after years of not being near this cursed middle school, and you may be even at college, you will never forget that place aka hell.
Weren't you supposed to learn that in middle school?
Yeah, but I went to SJCS.
San Jose Christian School: a school from hell where all you learn about is how to be a good Christian, and that global warming isn't real.
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A murder rate that is high as fuck!
Turf Talk - "The San Jose murder rate speaks for itself."
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A really fucking racsist way to define all men in Mexico, Peurto Rico, Brazil, and California.
Look at all those Juan Jose de Carlos' over that there wall, Bob!
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some bitchass who doesn't stop asking fucking questions!! literally,, SHUT UP
Bro he literally is such a Jose Luis Larios Jr. III. UGh!!
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A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.
"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."
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