Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.

I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'

Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint

I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.

Kansas sweet corn

When your sexual partner takes a cooked corn cob and rails your anus with it causing the kernels to fall off and then sucks the sweet Kernels out of your asshole

Hey babe I’m looking forward to getting a Kansas sweet corn tonight