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when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere
fucking josh and his kansas sodas. finish the fucking apple juice.
Where your girlfriend plays tug of war with a dog and blows it at the same time.
Is your girl giving that dog a Kansas Tug And Pull?
When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint
I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.
The geographical center of the United States. Approximately 206 individuals live here. Located 2.6 miles away is a dedicated memorial with a small chapel and free souvenirs.
Only the bravest of souls venture to Lebanon, Kansas the center of the United States.
With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash
P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool
A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”