A long drawn-out conversation with a subject held in lieu of, or in addition to, enforcement action by law enforcement. Kenny Talks are usually had with children aged 5 to 17 and can last over 30 minutes. There is debate as to the effectiveness of Kenny Talks, though they have become a staple in modern law enforcement.
"Dang, 220 is STILL on that call?"
"Yeah, must be giving them a Kenny Talk."
When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.
My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.
A young black man with short hair, he uses his black genetics to slay da hoes day and night. He is ready to whitewash everyone with his jizz. He 6'1 weighs 100lbs, 225lb bench, 350lb squat, 700lb deadlift.
i wish i had the powers of kenny uzoka
When a man realises the error of his ways and changes his entire life of the basis of one night.
Oh did you see what happened in Vilnius. Old Kenny has gone bruv. New Kenny has taken over after what happened with that lass.
The act of getting railed from behind by a donkey while also drinking whale sperm out of a 49ers collectors cup.
After Russell Wilson signed his new contract he celebrated with a Kenny Russell