kicking back

what do you do for relaxing

when you ask someone what he has done for kicking back on weekends or in the holidays. What are you going to do in this holiday for kicking back

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kick in the balls

The most painful thing a man can experience. Balls (otherwise known as testicles) are the weakest body part there is and even a flick can bring a man to his knees and want to cry.

Susie: "I can't believe you cheated on me!"

Ryan: "I'm sorry please forgive me"

Susie: *kicks him between the legs*

Ryan *cries like a little bitch holding his nuts and puking*

Susie: "nothing you can't solve with a swift kick in the balls! :D

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kicked in the nuts

when someone uses thier foot to crush a mans nuts, quite possibly the most pinful thing eva. although usually administered by women hurts more if delivered by a male. can snap u out of strange states of mind.

i was sittin on the sofa, i told luke i thought he was hot, to snap me out of it he stretched out his leg and repeatedly kicked me in the nuts, it was painful but it made me like him more
kicked in the nuts

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300 kick

An extremely hard kick straight to the chest, like the one King Leonidas does to the Persian messenger in the movie 300. Some people like to quote Leonidas saying "This is Sparta!" before they do it.

Jim: Eat my last chicken nugget, and receive a swift 300 kick to the chest.

James: (eats the nugget while giggling)

Jim: (stops his heart with a 300 kick)

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Drop Kick

1. To run at person, door, or inanimate object and jumping either of the ground or bench,table,chair.. etc in the air extending both legs so the body is parallel or horizontal to the ground and hitting the designated target usually breaking or knocking over the target with the kicker usually falling to the ground. Hence a drop kick.

Guy 1: "Dude I so wanna drop kick that freshman in the face"
Guy 2: "You should defiantly do it, dude"

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kangaroo kick

The act by which someone is to forcefully kick another while utilizing both feet in the process.

Bernard was stuck in the cat house, and then Betsy kangaroo kicked him in the stomach.

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kick and giggle

noun: a game played by fairies also known as AFL, or Australian Rules Football. This so-called “Australian” rules code is in fact completely ignored by more than half of Australia.

verb: the act of playing AFL. Typically, a game of AFL begins with grown men poking and prodding each other, then slapping a ball from the air. After this, a player takes possession and must kick or hand pass while avoiding another grown who is chasing him around the field. After he kick or hand passes, it is customary for a player to giggle like a schoolgirl; this can happen in a variety of pitches (frequencies) from “barely discernible to a cat” all the way to “just discernible to an infant human”; this is called a disposal. If the other team takes possession it is called a turnover, and they must then follow the same process. Following this, the process is repeated about 1000 times on each side. Teams score for getting the ball in between the posts and also for missing. The team with the highest score wins. Kick and giggle is televised on “Channel 7” and “FOX Footy” with most games occurring on a weekend and public holidays and some games occurring of an evening.

NOUN:
“I wonder what is on channel 7 today”

“It’s a weekend they have kick and giggle on all day”

VERB:
“I can kick and giggle”

“I didn’t know you liked AFL”

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