the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!
daughter 1: i really one this and this
kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️
managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.
Are you going to do any work today?
No I'm doing a Kurt.
When a balding man thinks he has a chance with a hot woman.
Damn bro check out that bald Flirty Kurt over there talking to that super hot woman!
A Hero.
Someone from the internet
Owns a SAVAGE clothing company!
"OMFG IT'S DROPDEAD-KURT FROM MYSPACE!!"
"I heard dropdead-Kurt owns this clothing company with a friend"
"there goes that dropdead-Kurt wearing We Could Be Heroes"
"you ain't got shit on dropdead-Kurt"
"dropdead-Kurt likes to listen to that Death Ohh Eff"
A group of Kurt celebrating new year, you heard that right, a group of people named Kurt
Kurt: hey other Kurt, NewYear?
Kurt2: hell yeaahhh
Kurt3: lets goooooo
they celebrated new year happily ever after
He is Trash at basketball and cant shoot threes Perimeter shots and freethrows thats how bad he is.
Alvince kurt paitan is trash at basketball.