kurt. kurt is the hottest mother fucker with the best cock. “omg his dick was so big” kurt has a great personality and is every girls name the saying is “i want a kurt”. kade once said “i want to be like my brother”.
He is a basic asian to perm his hair and eat like i pig, he tries to get his dog to suck his peen on the daily. he can’t get girls because he smells too bad.
Damn that nigga is being a kurt rn
Filo guy who has a Big dick
Girl: Hey your packin, I bet your name is Kurt
managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.
Are you going to do any work today?
No I'm doing a Kurt.
When a balding man thinks he has a chance with a hot woman.
Damn bro check out that bald Flirty Kurt over there talking to that super hot woman!