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A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.
“Hmmmm why is the carpet dirt”
“Oh yeah it’s because lazy Susan didn’t take off her crocs”
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Where you cross one leg over the other with your testicles hanging in between.
Wow Chris you look comfortable, might want some shorts on though hanging like a lazy lion.
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When you wear dirty clothes for weeks cause your to lazy to wash clothes OR when you wash clothes and leave them in the basket for weeks cause your to lazy to put them up.
I've been living off of lazy laundry for 2 weeks.
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When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob
My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.
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When you want to have sexual intercourse, but you are too tired for any foreplay or any unnecessary movement.
Babe I am tired, but I still want you. Let's do the Lazy Doodle
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This is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a blow job as he's licking her out. They then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!
Pete and his missus had a fantastic Lazy Dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in Newry.
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