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when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.
It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.
A common insult. See cunt or idiot.
Me:Hey that sounds cool.
Her:9No its not cool you homosexual lettuce.
A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying.
Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage apartment start dropping lettuce?
From Max and Ruby used to annoy people by repeating it.
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: no
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: stop.
Similar to pussy poppin. Discreetly explaining you just had sex, but you can say it around your grandma and she won't understand.
Grandma: where were you last night?
Pat: I was just out lettuce poppin, gam gam.
Grandma: oh good, I was worried you were getting up to no good.
Pat: *winks*
Putting potato chips on a sandwich.
Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?
Jen went shopping and bought a yok of lettuce for her garden salad