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me complaining to my mum
teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'
Something that most people get hard to when they see it.
Saw the Mona had a bonah!
pls have seggs with me Mona Lisa!
When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...
"Lisa left the paper towel!"
Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
these people are the absolute best couple ever and everybody loves them together. they are so both SWEETEST PEOPLE EVER, are both so pretty, and are both amazing!! They are both Minecraft gods and will beat you if you kill their Minecraft pets. They are the best couple.
That amazing couple on tv reminds me of Lauren and Lisa!!!!
Lisa Meme is a girl named Lisa which is so ridiculous that the only way to take her serious is to see her as a meme.
She actually is very attractive, lovely, supportive and nice but still, because of her height and her voice it is impossible to take her serious
A: whats the name of that one ridiculous girl that you text with?
B: which one?
A: the one nobody can take serious
B: the lovely one with that quiet voice?
A: yeah that one!
B: oh thats Lisa Meme!
To scratch one's genitals and proceed to sniff fingers thereafter. Lisa Franked- To force fingers to someone else's nose after scratching your own genitals.
Did that crack head at the end of the bar just Lisa Frank herself. Or. I scratched my nuts while asking her who used to make those scratch and sniff stickers before forcing my fingers below her nose and saying you just got Lisa Franked.