Lobster Trap

When a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unbutton the button. The bell-shape of the penis head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.

Person A: Dude put your dick away!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!

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rock lobster

a male pedophile

"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"

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rock lobster

when someone or something is amazingly cool or awesome

ashleigh your shoes are totally rock lobster

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Lobster Claw

When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.

I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.

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Lake Erie Lobster

Pronunciation: /lāk , ˈirē , ˈläbstər/

NOUN
A sexual act in which a partner performs oral stimulation on a female partner with a yeast infection, while simultaneously pinching both her nipples in the manner of a lobster.

Origin
Oberlin, OH - 2013

I suppose I should have told my boyfriend that I had a yeast infection from swimming in Lake Erie before he gave me Lake Erie Lobster last night.

Bahamian Lobster Trap

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

she's your lobster

She's the love of your life.

As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.

PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.

CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...

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