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A person which is always second best to Jeeves and is not ashamed to let everyone know his penis is the size of a cocktail sausage
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Luke is a follower he will stand next to the fire when it is not on. Luke would usually have glasses and wear old baggy clothes he is a short skinny guy. You can usually convince Luke to buy you any thing you want or like.Luke is usually a bad cook and he will watch you get dressed and sleep and even eat.
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Look, it's Luke, he couldn't be further from being an alpha male
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A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.
'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'
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Luke Luke is a guy who starts sweet but turns sour like a prune. He realises that he’s not going to get what he wants from you *cough cough* sex *cough cough* and because of that starts spreading stupid rumours. Then when you are in a relationship you’re so uncomfortable that you can’t breathe knowing the only thing to get away from him so you break up with him and because of that he starts making up even more rumours and makes fun of you like nothing that you and him went through was real
“Have you met Luke”
“No but I’ve heard of him”
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a perfect person in every way...brown eyes that hold notes of yellow, you could get lost in them for days. Not only a perfect face but also a perfect sense of humor. If you are around a luke you will stay laughing and smiling the whole time. Being around luke, he is so compassionate and caring, your needs will never feel overlooked and you will never feel under appreciated! He truly listens to everything like only a husband can. Never let go of luke for you will find no one that can compare. If you find one you are the luckiest person and you will definitely LOVE HIM MORE XP
Oh my lukie you are amazing! Luke how i love you so!! Please never change my perfect and sweet luke
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