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The giga chad of all giga chads who buys mugs and has the fastest sex ever.
“Cole M. Got this for me. best sex of my life.”
- Fard P.
“Cole M. Got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever.”
- Cole M. (The man, the legend himself)
“Got it for Cole M. Girlfriend slowest sex of my life.”
- Cole J.
(Cole if you’re reading this, email me colemsearchhotline@gmail.com)
(Please)
(I’m begging you)
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The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles. Person whose parents are too poor to afford their abortions. Able to sit nearer than five feet away from one’s bro in a hot tub. A gang of gays--literally a gay gang, shortened to 'gayng'.
Jason M is gayness
The act of a person commiting war crimes for the sake of clout (totally)
Judge: I am here to annouce that I put you to the leathal injection
Mario: Yeah Im Moving M
If u are Eshal M, then just know your amazing, beautiful, kind, pretty, cool and also outgoing. Eshal M's have a very funny personality, they are weird but actually have a good sense of humour. They tend to not show that they are very smart on the inside, very smart indeed. Eshal M could help you with anything and everything, she should be loved, Eshal M has had/still has a hard life but that wouldn't stop her from being sweet and kind to her surroundings, she will support you and be there with you no matter what. Amazing I say, Amazing. Your lucky to have an Eshal M in your life and if u do, you know you've hit the jackpot :D
Person: Yo is that the new cool girl here?
Other person: Yeah I heard her name was Eshal M ;)
A term invented by Yeat.
1. To make one million dollars.
2. To touch a minor inappropriately.
Yeat: I just touch a M I am so rich.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
"Plan M" (where M = "Masturbation").
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.
Person 1: So what's plan B if she's not attracted to you?
Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.
When you fail at something so spectacularly, if the fail had a physical form it would look like a giant Cloverfield monster made entirely out of fail.
Clark: So I heard you jumped into your pool and it burst open.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.