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Daddy's drivin mommy

It's something your dad tells you when they are doin' the dirty.

Kid: Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy: I'm practicing driving your mommy.
Mommy: OHHH!
Daddy: Oh Yea! Daddy's drivin mommy!

by shelberrs August 28, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


mommy and daddy wrestling

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
That's what people say right?

Last night I say mommy and daddy wrestling and I decided to join in.

by Boi Is A Burnt Sweet Potato February 17, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tommy mommy

A cool kid

Tommy mommy is cool

by Doratexplora October 14, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Word Da Mommy

Word Da Mommy is another saying for "on my mother"

Joshua: Yoo you wack as hell and that's word da mommy

by TayBoogieWitDaHoodie October 22, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


mommy hits me

ow

mommy hits me every day

by ur cuzion May 10, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mommy Milk Mask

(VERB).. 1.When a man or woman, sucks milk out of a lactating breast and spits it onto the others face.2.When a lactating woman sprays her lover face with milk from her breast while in the throws of passion.

Damn, girl. You gobbled up that Mommy Milk Mask.

by DrippyDickSauce March 1, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ur mommy normie

The ultimate and worst insult. Even worse than "ur brother a mother". This insult can hurt your opponent's feelings forever, even if a full minute has passed since it was said.

"Women are the superior gender."
"Do you have any evidence to back up your claim? I mean, Marie Curie was great and all, but..."
"Shut up, sexist pig! You men are all the same! Hillary Clinton should've won the elections! Women must be treated equally!"
"Ur mommy normie."

by LilPizza March 24, 2018