A term used to describe a person or situation that is incredibly lame and/or awkward. This is a brutal term reserved to describe only the most idiotic people/things. It is also acceptable to use "He/She is so Mario"
The term originates from Halloween where party-goers dressed as Super Mario are typcially annoying, geeky, and all around awkward for everyone in their proximity.
Lindsay: Wow, did you see that frat guy chug a beer then punch a hole in the wall?
Ryder: That is so Mario!
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This is the act of receiving dome while playing any type of mario game, preferably super mario 64 or mario kart 64 for the nintendo 64. Other mario games are acceptable, but not as greatly respected.
Danny racked racked up a total of 15 stars while getting mario head from Claire yesterday. He is so badass.
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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
"Why does Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea. exists?"
"It is such a wonderful perspective indeed, Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea."
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The term used for smoking the bud of the cannabis sativa plant when you don't want anyone around you to know what your talking about.
guy: Dude, tonight we are definitely playing some Mario kart back at my place.
other guy: Awesome dude... Ill go pick up snacks...
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When a guy invites his friends over to play Mario cart he wants to get gang banged by all of them.
Hey guys eantvto come over and play mario cart?
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Mario Reyes is God. He is handsome, intelligent, interesting, tall, nice, and overall a great person. If not probably the best person. Anyone who dates him never looks back.
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A gay Retard that needs to get gud at minecraft.
Wow you just pulled a mario Sanchez! Gay fagot
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