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When the female variant of Homo sapiens stimulate the vagina, labia, and or clit for sexual pleasure.
It makes great porn!
Jimmy and I made Sarah teach us how different masturbation for girls is than guys.
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A lot of so-called journalism today is literary masturbation where, instead of researching a subject and writing an informed and stimulating article, the writer has a wank-fest of verbal indulgence expressing their personal opinion. This is forgiveable in the very young who may be playing with language and style and have lived so shortly their lack of experience absolves them from such a waste of words. You have to make mistakes to learn. The real damage occurs when this behaviour lasts past college!
He's too lazy to engage with the subject so he just lays back and verbosely self-indulges - it's a shame, really, because he can string sentences together well; if only they had content....
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1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.
2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
3) Also called spiritual masterbation.
Erica: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!
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the feeling a man gets when is is about to ejaculate his load everywhere, but has to hold off at the last second for another reason
"dude why is Johhn McEnroe always so angry?"
"I think its cause he gets masturbation frustration before every match he plays cause his trainer nearly walks in on him"
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One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow
Damn, I can't believe you did that Andy Meyer, you phantom masturbator you!
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How many times a male masturbates per day/week.
His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!
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First, lick your finger(s) and slide slowly into your pussy. Rub around to make sure you are fully wet. When fully wet, find either the clit or gspot, whichever you prefer. I like clit better. Rub your finger(s) in a slow circular motion around it. Change speeds and even directions. Tease yourself, play with your nipples, or bring yourself to breakpoint and back off. I like it slow and hard. After you bring yourself to an awesome orgasm, keep going, doing this, I've accomplish 8 orgasms in a row.
WHo needs a man???
Guys not leaving you out. Place your hand at the bottom of your shaft. Like females you can change speeds as well. Go up and down, faster at first then so down. Rub your balls with your other hand. Do it in front of a friend. Call up one of your closest buds and both do it together. Not sound appealing? O it is, just try....
Last night when I was on the phone with my bestfriend, we told each other how to masturbate and it was awesome hearing each other moan and cum. :)
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