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A stupid cunt who likes to run everywhere to forget the fact that everyone hates her and she has no friends. She will never in her life lay her bulging eyes on a man's junk. She lives all alone now, because the one friend she thought she had, left for a more expensive habitat. She likes to speak in abbrevs and make herself look like a dumbass. She ties used tampons to her windshield wipers for fun. If you ever see a girl with frizzy blond curly hair and big bulging eyes, you'd better run faster than she can because she's a bitch.
The results are in! The President of the Itty-Bitty-Titty Committee is....Megan W.!!!
Megan W.'s vagina is named bunny foo, because it's pure and white.
I saw Megan W. hooking up with the band teacher Mr. Campbell at the football game last weekend. Afterward they had a romantic dinner consisting of hot wings, celery, and Red Stripe beer from Jamaica.
Remember that time Megan W. had three periods in one month and had to get birth control?
Did you hear what Megan W. did to Emily and Kristin? What a bitch. Good thing they're living the good life now, too bad she's all alone with no friends.
I heard Megan moved out because she was jeal she wasn’t invited to hang with the fort party guests Emily, Kristin, Cameron, Brytney, Emily, and Zach.
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Actress who, though not rather good, has gained the attraction of teenage boys aorund the world (dispite having a boob job, lip plumping surgery and a nose job).
Attractive but boring, mainly due to the same pose she uses for every photo taken of her and her kind-of desperate "tomboy" act she puts on.
Girls apparently can't like her because guys will say they're jealous - and boys can't say it either because then they would "be gay".
Was much prettier naturally, and is the downfall to every teenage girl suffering with low self esteem. Along with Cheryl Cole, girls now pine to look like this in an attempt to look like what their male peers find most attractive.
This then results in the crushingly low feeling girls feel due to the male peers commenting on how "hot" Megan Fox is, "the hottest girl alive". Not acceptable when told to your girlfriend.
Said by many guys to be "curvy", but the hourglass figure shows a difference of 9 inches between the waist and hips, which is near impossible considering her American size 2 figure.
Girlfriend: Let's go see a movie!
Boyfriend: Yeah, Megan Fox is in Jennifer's Body, she's the hottest girl alive.
Girlfriend: You're dumped.
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14-year-old guy 1: Megan Fox is sooooo fit
14-year-old guy 2: Oh yeah I just jizzed in my pants
14-year-old guy 1: Lets go wank over her
14-year-old guy 2: Nah I have to go see my girlfriend
14-year-old guy 1: Pussy.
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A Very Big Vagina With A Deep Camel Toe
Person 1:"Dude Do You See That Girl Over There?"
Person 2:"Yeah She Has A Total Megan Fox!"
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a Megan Hancock will have no regard for other people whatsoever and will have the tendency to turn off the lights when she leaves the room because she has no knowledge of your existence. will often say "I'm gunna treat myself" and will eat mini wheats. often dates a guy named James. tends to accidentally goes into friends-with-benefits relationships. addicted to studying. obsessed with llamas. has been known to pee her pants while laughing too hard. usually seen with blue eyes and blonde hair. and would NEVER be seen in a choker or a crop top.
Person: I really need some chocolate or something sweet.
Friend: You can have some carrots!!
Person: Stop being such a Megan Hancock! I'm eating the chocolate!
"Stop making me laugh so hard! I'm gunna Megan Hancock myself!!"
Two souls drawn to each other bypassing distance & time. The true definition of passion. Sexual compatibility is an understatement. Destined to journey through life hand in hand through to the hereafter. If love had a face it's reflection would mirror off each other's eyes. From the first kiss til death do they part only to reunite as they first intertwined; two souls drawn to one another bypassing distance and time.
Since December 16th 2014, Mike & Megan have been loves symbiosis.
The most amazing human being on planet earth. The prettiest, most thoughtful girl you will ever meet. Cries more than five times a day, but always for valid reasons. She's a supporter and never lets you down. The sweetest person to have lunch with ever.
Wow I really wish I had a Megan Cowell as my best friend.