This name means heartbreaker you should run. They are sweet and kind on the outside but on the inside your not the only one being swept off your feet.
Michael is talking to Katie, Bailey,and Lexi saying I love you to all them. Michaels a whore.
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An autistic and retarded child in my school that loves lil pump and asking people for their eggrolls.
Michael: hEy CaN i HaVe Ur LeFtOvErS?
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.
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A fat and ugly faggot who threatens people by trying to fart on them. He is one of the worst people on the planet. He is gay and sucks dick for 30 cents. He is 7 times above his average body weight
Son, don't turn out like that Michael over there
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The most bitch ass name that someone can give their child.
Damn! My newborn son looks like a little bitch! Might as well name it Michael.
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1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance
3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh
Michael: "I struggled to keep up with the boys last night"
Girls: *Laughing*
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Michael is a great boyfriend, SIKE HE IS A FRIENDLY ASS HOE THAT IS IN EVERY BITCH FACE, TREATS OTHER BITCHES BETTER AND ACTS LIKE THEY MEAN MORE TO HIM MORE THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND
Girl:You know Michael?
Other girl: Duh he fucc with everyone homegirls
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