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Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
when you are suffering beacuse your whole life is mid.
bros having "mid life cirsis" he ain't got no Drip at all.
look at chad his life is the defenition of *Mid life crisis*
A period of time in someone middle or old age years where they want to be younger again.
Ruby is in her 40s and actually 14, I think she having a mid life crisis
Short for middle of coitous. Defining an act that happens mid sexual encounter (verb)
I am surprisingly good at taking work conference calls mid-coit
Sometimes you need a mid-coit snack
The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.
Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.
Unironically she mid ash
Unironically she mid ash
For the women or men that just aren't feminine or masculine. Nor a boy or girl. Just a good ol' Mid shift. A little bit of everything and anything.
Q: Are you a boy or a girl? A: I'm neither just a mid shift