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a son who definitely suffers from extreme Oedipus complex
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Today (May 8th) is Mother's Day. You're supposed to treat your mommy special today. Like drawing a picture of her in crayon on your bedroom walls.
My Mommy says I'm special... I like to make it up to her on Mother's day.
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A totally awesome band hailing from Austin, Tx. Composed of high school and college kids, they started approximately in January 2008, and have grown to over 12 members. Most of their music is written by members of Mother Falcon, but play do covers as well. Genre can best be described as "Classical Pop", as all their instruments are acoustic.
Steve: whoa dude, I just saw Mother Falcon play, and it totally blew me away. They're gonna be at ACL soon.
A hot girl named Sarah and her equally hot friend Julia
Sarah: Those guys in Mother Falcon are so hot! I want to get with all of them!
Julia: Yeah I agree. The only thing is, I get the lead singer and that cello player confused...I can't tell them apart.
Sarah: Yeah, I guess. Hey what's your favorite song?
Julia: Well it used to be "Dancing Shoes", but it got old. Now I like "Marigold" or "Just to see her smile" the best.
Sarah: Yeah, those are better than "Dancing Shoes"
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Mother's Day (MUH-thurz day)n. the first day in a new month when welfare, moreover disability or social security checks, are received by mail or direct deposit
>at the trailor park<
Sue: "Thank christ it's the first of the month."
Maryann: "Why is that?"
Sue: "It's Mother's Day and I can buy some stuff."
Maryann: "Don't you think you should pay rent and utilities first?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryann."
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I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt
She had a face like your mother's cunt
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Fucking a mother is different than being a mother fucker. To fuck someones mother (milf) is actually pretty cool. To fuck a mother is to stud fuck, therefore to fuck a mother is to stud fuck. When you fuck a mother you are a stud.
Jessy: Damn Tanner did you just fuck a mother?
Tanner: Fuck yeah i did
Jessy: damn you fucking stud
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a deragatory term for instuling somone
ususaly followed buy an OOOOOOOOOOOO
guy 1:what sound does a doggy make
guy 2 :MOOOOO
guy 1 :no it doesnt
guy 2: thats the sound ur mother made last night
guy 1:no doggies go ruff ruff
guy 2: ruff eh thats how ur mother likes it OOOOOOOOO
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