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A nickname for a maths teacher who works at cowley
Look there's that bitch math teacher 'danger mouse'
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These are the unfortunately unloved white or red-backed mice found swimming around our coastlines. They have been sourced back to the sewerage system, where girls have taken the cruel action of flushing them down the toilet after attempting to suffocate/kill them using an ancient vaginal squeezing technique.
"Wow, look at that sea mouse - the poor thing is all swollen up."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."
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"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"
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A tiny or very small penis.
Josh has a case of mouse cock that small dicked bastard
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Hey, does anyone have an extra "mouse hammock?"
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When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out
John Darragh liked to show his mastery of penis puppetry by performing the classi cat and mouse
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