muff bumping

v. the action or process of two women ingageing in intercourse.

Carolyn and Jill were continuously muff bumping while they were freshmen at SU.

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Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.

Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!

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muff dive

licking out some girl

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive

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Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

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muff cabbage

it's a jersey thing.

that bitch has gnarly muff cabbage.

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Muff March

In response to Moustache March, women have decided to not shave their cooter for the month of March.

Sandy will be participating in Muff March this year since her boyfriend is growing a creepy mustache.

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Rough Muff

A vagina that is overgrown with pubes, i.e. the opposite to a shaven haven

Friend one: I love that, that Steffi girl is just full of roughy muff goodness
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff

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